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New Outdoors Column! And Bonus Bloviating! – Bike Snob NYC

I’ve bought a brand new column within the Outdoors, and it’s about the best way to construct a bicycle that gained’t succumb to obsolescence:

Which is to say it’s thinly-veiled propaganda for using outdated street bikes:

Be aware how what’s left of the rusty chrome nonetheless manages to scintillate.

Actually, although, how do you beat them? Fancy Dura Ace derailleur however, ranging from scratch, you can most likely throw a bedraggled-yet-still-classy bike like this collectively for about what a distant dropper put up prices if not much less:

[It costs $861]

For that matter, you can most likely purchase two full Normcore bikes for what that remote-control telescoping ass-pedestal prices:

Better of all, you don’t even want to recollect to cost it.

Talking of street bikes, what’s the cope with Campagnolo?

Or, extra particularly, what’s the grasp plan at Campagnolo?

As a contemporary American urbanite with no actual issues to talk of I’m at all times up for a prolonged suppose piece a few bicycle element producer, and whereas I’m troubled by the creator’s obvious sentiment that Campagnolo hasn’t gone digital sufficient…

…I do suppose one downside Campagnolo might be dealing with proper now’s that half the folks it are upset it isn’t digital sufficient, and the opposite half are upset it’s not all silver and cable-actuated. It’s because individuals who like Campy are outdated, and when roadies hit center age they encounter a fork within the street; some choose to proceed modernizing and upgrading to the very finish, whereas others surrender all that and turn out to be unbearable retrogrouches. And you may’t please them each. As a member of the latter group I in fact want Campagnolo would abandon the battery-powered rat race altogether and cater completely to folks with slight beer bellies who experience metal bikes and put on wool jerseys, however apparently they’re going to do the alternative and turn out to be a “sports activities luxurious” model:

I take this to imply that as an alternative of interesting to portly retrogrouches they’ll be focusing on excessive internet value people with private trainers, like Richard Branson:

Branson is in fact broadly identified for his lack of ability to make use of his thumbs:

Which might clarify Campagnolo’s widely-lamented abandonment of the thumb button on its newest shifters:

I had simply assumed that this was as a result of Campy noticed the writing on the wall and understood that inside 10 years all shifting can be accomplished sphincterally by way of satellite tv for pc suppository shifters inserted deep within the rectum, however I now perceive that it’s as a result of their sociocultural evolution division have acknowledged that as folks earn more cash there’s a corresponding loss in handbook dexterity.

Regardless, clearly a number of portly retrogrouches can’t help an organization the scale of Campagnolo–it is a group of cyclists so grotesquely frugal they do ridiculous stuff like re-use cables and bar tape and even patch their internal tubes. Moreover, everyone is aware of the underside fell out of the luxurious bicycle market throughout the top of the fixie craze:

Most significantly, because the creator factors out, as of 2024 not one of the prime street racing groups are utilizing Campagnolo anymore. Rivendell can promote you drivetrain parts regardless of the actual fact the professionals aren’t utilizing their stuff–in actual fact they’ll promote you drivetrain parts as a result of the professionals aren’t utilizing their stuff. However Campagnolo doesn’t actually have that luxurious, as their lengthy racing heritage is their total identification–that and needing particular instruments for the whole lot.

I don’t know what the longer term holds for Campagnolo, however I’ve been enthusiastic about it (keep in mind: I’ve no actual issues to cope with) however I do suppose I do know the place all of it went mistaken for them:

Sure, it’s that wacky Campagnolo spline sample. As soon as indexing and freehubs took over, you had to decide on your universe–Campy or Shimano. And should you selected Campy, you had been minimize off from the ever-expanding world of Shimano-compatible hubs and wheels. (Sure, in fact there have been conversion cassettes, and cable rerouting workarounds, and the 10-speed stuff was fairly shut and borderline interchangeable, however you couldn’t at all times depend on it. And I feel 12 pace stuff all works collectively now but it surely’s too late.) Bear in mind when SRAM sauntered in with Double Faucet? They used Shimano splines and cog spacing so switching over was straightforward, now they personal the whole lot and are flogging $900 distant management seatposts. In the meantime, Campagnolo’s spline sample is clearly the work of a deranged psychopath. If Campagnolo had adopted Shimano’s spacing early on they could nonetheless be on prime right this moment.

Aside from the thumb factor in fact.

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